Read: Rap God: Celebrity Rap Battles #wattpad #Poetry http://w.tt/1iI0uEZ

Read: Rap God: Celebrity Rap Battles #wattpad #Poetry http://w.tt/1iI0uEZ

i know this isn’t there this year bUT THIS MAKES ME MORE EXCITED FOR WWA BC JAMMIN #tmhtour #wwatour #onedirection

reason number 987371846281 why i chose one direction over whatever i had before them #springbreak #onedirection 
i might post a lot today oh no

reason number 987371846281 why i chose one direction over whatever i had before them #springbreak #onedirection
i might post a lot today oh no

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Read: Rap God: Celebrity Rap Battles #wattpad http://w.tt/1iI0uEZ

Read: Rap God: Celebrity Rap Battles #wattpad http://w.tt/1iI0uEZ

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people that annoy me do this…
#butwhydididoitthen

people that annoy me do this…
#butwhydididoitthen

almost at 400

idk i want 400 followers make it happen.

ziallsgod:

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!


MMe

ziallsgod:

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

MMe

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six-foot-two-phanchild:

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

I’m American
and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

Oh my god. Fellow americans. How do you not understand.


i hate being american

six-foot-two-phanchild:

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I’m American

and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

Oh my god. Fellow americans. How do you not understand.

i hate being american

(Source: yugoslavic)

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I WANT AN ANGRY RANT FROM ALL OF YOU AGAINST HIS THEORIES NOW

I WANT AN ANGRY RANT FROM ALL OF YOU AGAINST HIS THEORIES NOW

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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Read “the journals [2]” on #wattpad #humor #quote http://w.tt/1r9YtSJ

Read “the journals [2]” on #wattpad #humor #quote http://w.tt/1r9YtSJ

there’s a lack of intelligence somewhere #stupidbarnacle

there’s a lack of intelligence somewhere #stupidbarnacle